maniacaltoaster:

H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.

maniacaltoaster:

H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

hotboyproblems:

hotboyproblems:

my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!! 

update: i ate the whole box

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

tubesock:

Tina from Bob’s Burgers made the pizza netflix butt touch trend 100000x worse

officialunitedstates:

jeremyandreica:

officialspaghetti:

what did venus say to mercury

what?

nothing, venus williams has better things to do than talk to planets

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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