bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

cocobeef:

LOOKIN CUTE IN THE MIRROR LIKE

image

THEN IN THE PHOTO I’M ALL LIKE

image

HACHACHACHA GIMME YOUR FIRSTBORN

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!


I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!

I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

vagiants:

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

I hope your grandparents see this

surprisebitch:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

had to read it twice

surprisebitch:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

had to read it twice